If you missed last night and switched on the radio and TV this morning, you would have found endless interviews with pundits, players, wildly celebrating supporters and fawning presenters. Even a congratulatory quote from our Prime Minister.
At last we’ve won it!
Only later would you find that we’ve beaten a moderate team of cheating South American scoundrels, but only by scoring more penalties than them.
God help us if we win any more games.
We’ve won the World Cup
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And a Merry Christmas to you too!
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VeritasVincit wrote:If you missed last night and switched on the radio and TV this morning, you would have found endless interviews with pundits, players, wildly celebrating supporters and fawning presenters. Even a congratulatory quote from our Prime Minister.
At last we’ve won it!
Only later would you find that we’ve beaten a moderate team of cheating South American scoundrels, but only by scoring more penalties than them.
God help us if we win any more games.
It is absolutely mental innit.
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The End wrote:And a Merry Christmas to you too!
Thank you for your slightly premature good wishes.
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Before it began almost everyone was in general agreement that we should, all being well, get though to the quarters. Somehow this is now being sold as a spectacular achievement.
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There's always one team that does that, though, but not always from South America. In 70 it was the Romanians, I recall.VeritasVincit wrote:... a moderate team of cheating South American scoundrels ...
Surely part of the preparation should be to practice NOT getting wound-up over it. They can't use it to waste time any more, and by-and-large it doesn't influence the refs, it's just for nuisance-value, and to get the opposition so furious that they forget the game-plan.
Luckily, hardly anyone gets hit in the mouth, and have to be carried off.
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Please let the Swedes beat us on Saturday, and make those terrible fucking trailer-songs end!
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Even the Classic FM presenters were getting in on the act.
It's fucking unbelievable given you've not even made the final...yet.
It's fucking unbelievable given you've not even made the final...yet.
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Shedboy wrote:Even the Classic FM presenters were getting in on the act.
It's fucking unbelievable given you've not even made the final...yet.
I heard that.
I was expecting a rousing chorus of Land of Hope and Glory.
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IF Kane gave away a penalty in the last minute to give Sweden the win BUT it was later proved that it wasn't a penalty after all ...
This is the story of the Harry Kane,
The man the authorities tried to blame ...
Fuck me, I'm getting as bad as them.
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Rollin' rollin rollin'
Though his head is swollen,
Keep on fuckin' rollin'
Neymaaaaar!
This is the story of the Harry Kane,
The man the authorities tried to blame ...
Fuck me, I'm getting as bad as them.
= = =
Rollin' rollin rollin'
Though his head is swollen,
Keep on fuckin' rollin'
Neymaaaaar!
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If we lose tomorrow I wonder if Southgate will be a turnip in the Sunday papers. That was a legendary front cover with graham Taylor.
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It'll be Blame The Ref, I reckon. They can hardly turn on Our Boys now.theleader82 wrote:If we lose tomorrow I wonder if Southgate will be a turnip in the Sunday papers. That was a legendary front cover with graham Taylor.
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