This fucking newsreader
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She was on 1230 today, and before that too I think. She made Max Shitden appear competent
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Anna Bates in the early hours. Nice.
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.
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Kate Partridge no complaints from me.
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She's off! Victoria Bourne is off! As she'd put it: 'Mmmmm [sound effect: stroke, stroke], and Victoria Bourne, mmmmm [sound effect: probe probe], has announced she will be leaving, mmmmm, TalkSport'. THANK FECKING GOD!
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Durham drooling over her just then.
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I'd throw up over her, the fecking idiot.
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Erskine Might wrote:She's off! Victoria Bourne is off! As she'd put it: 'Mmmmm [sound effect: stroke, stroke], and Victoria Bourne, mmmmm [sound effect: probe probe], has announced she will be leaving, mmmmm, TalkSport'. THANK FECKING GOD!
They read the news as if they’re doing commercials for Muller yoghurt or “naughty but nice” chocolate or some other shit, and put on that stupid “indulge yourself” voice that only exists in ad land.
Massive self-obsession and zero self-awareness.
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Exactly. Bourne will read a story about some accident with multiple deaths and make it sound like she's doing an M&S ad: 'This is no ordinary tragedy...This is an M&S tragedy...Blood like rich dark chocolate...mmmm.' Amazingly, she's off to the BBC. She's absolutely dire.
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Reg wrote:Erskine Might wrote:She's off! Victoria Bourne is off! As she'd put it: 'Mmmmm [sound effect: stroke, stroke], and Victoria Bourne, mmmmm [sound effect: probe probe], has announced she will be leaving, mmmmm, TalkSport'. THANK FECKING GOD!
They read the news as if they’re doing commercials for Muller yoghurt or “naughty but nice” chocolate or some other shit, and put on that stupid “indulge yourself” voice that only exists in ad land.
Massive self-obsession and zero self-awareness.
That is a a spookily accurate description of her style Reg
Christ knows which BBC outlet are now going to inflict flake girl on us.
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How long was Robyn there? She was there a good ten year. This chic I don't know.
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Erskine Might wrote:Exactly. Bourne will read a story about some accident with multiple deaths and make it sound like she's doing an M&S ad: 'This is no ordinary tragedy...This is an M&S tragedy...Blood like rich dark chocolate...mmmm.' Amazingly, she's off to the BBC. She's absolutely dire.
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Barney Burnham should comeback.
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There's a new one.
He's doing the news right now.
It's like he's taken a reading out class at the local library. Adding in unnecessary pauses, intonation gone wild.
He's doing the news right now.
It's like he's taken a reading out class at the local library. Adding in unnecessary pauses, intonation gone wild.
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