Mike Parry
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Looks like he's queered his pitch at tS for good this time. He'd have been the go to rentaquote on the FSW's appointment, instead it's some numpty podcast comedian I've never heard of.
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Evertonian? The twat was born in Chester and went to a posh public school there.able1 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 18, 2021 6:03 am
Me me me me Parry in full effect Drama Queen mode.
Claims to have been a season ticket holder for 60 years.
Expect the following:
Potential managers not good enough, not a big enough name, doesn't speak English well enough, he'll never join Everton.
Said manager joins within days with massive salary and bonus structure, has poor start, Parry crows he told you so.
Mid term overperformance beating many of top eight, Parry crows he's world class, denies ever doubting or criticising appointment.
Any chance of Europe fade as minimal return from final ten games. losing to most of bottom six. Everton finish mid table.
Twelve/eighteen months in, after huge expenditure on average players, manager sacked/ resigns with huge pay off, Everton remain laughing stock.
Rinse and repeat.
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Re: Mike Parry
Top school that.shivah wrote: ↑Wed Jun 30, 2021 4:33 pmEvertonian? The twat was born in Chester and went to a posh public school there.able1 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 18, 2021 6:03 am
Me me me me Parry in full effect Drama Queen mode.
Claims to have been a season ticket holder for 60 years.
Expect the following:
Potential managers not good enough, not a big enough name, doesn't speak English well enough, he'll never join Everton.
Said manager joins within days with massive salary and bonus structure, has poor start, Parry crows he told you so.
Mid term overperformance beating many of top eight, Parry crows he's world class, denies ever doubting or criticising appointment.
Any chance of Europe fade as minimal return from final ten games. losing to most of bottom six. Everton finish mid table.
Twelve/eighteen months in, after huge expenditure on average players, manager sacked/ resigns with huge pay off, Everton remain laughing stock.
Rinse and repeat.
Evertenth.
Matt Hancock went there.
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Well at least someone from that school didn't remain a virgin then.Michaelfatley wrote: ↑Wed Jun 30, 2021 8:35 pmTop school that.shivah wrote: ↑Wed Jun 30, 2021 4:33 pmEvertonian? The twat was born in Chester and went to a posh public school there.able1 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 18, 2021 6:03 am
Me me me me Parry in full effect Drama Queen mode.
Claims to have been a season ticket holder for 60 years.
Expect the following:
Potential managers not good enough, not a big enough name, doesn't speak English well enough, he'll never join Everton.
Said manager joins within days with massive salary and bonus structure, has poor start, Parry crows he told you so.
Mid term overperformance beating many of top eight, Parry crows he's world class, denies ever doubting or criticising appointment.
Any chance of Europe fade as minimal return from final ten games. losing to most of bottom six. Everton finish mid table.
Twelve/eighteen months in, after huge expenditure on average players, manager sacked/ resigns with huge pay off, Everton remain laughing stock.
Rinse and repeat.
Evertenth.
Matt Hancock went there.
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Predictable me me me me foot stamping tantrums from the obnoxious pensioner, which must be painful with that alcohol induced gout at the toe joints.
Thankfully banned sine die from Goodison and TS.
That must come as a mystery, as most things do, to his cerebrally challenged gang, when they queried his long term absence from radio this week were told;
'Never left it pal .. I'll be on telly a couple of times next week and all the other ongoing platforms including radio ..
Luckily, like mateyboy Gaunt he believes in free speech, his six sackings for his keyboard warrior antics merely imagined.
His comprehensive insight of wage structures gave the following mind numbing tripe
Thankfully banned sine die from Goodison and TS.
That must come as a mystery, as most things do, to his cerebrally challenged gang, when they queried his long term absence from radio this week were told;
'Never left it pal .. I'll be on telly a couple of times next week and all the other ongoing platforms including radio ..
Luckily, like mateyboy Gaunt he believes in free speech, his six sackings for his keyboard warrior antics merely imagined.
His comprehensive insight of wage structures gave the following mind numbing tripe
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I’d love someone to vandalise his car with the words
PISS POT PARRY
PISS POT PARRY
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I'd like someone to vandalise his face with a pot of piss.
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Re: Mike Parry
Going to be appearing on GB News with Dan Wootton this week. Seems they take any fat washed up pisspots on that show
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