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Between 5-6am... .just an hour long of her shouting, without coming up for air, with nobody else in the studio

Unbelievably painful

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GLeeder wrote: Tue Aug 29, 2023 5:44 am Between 5-6am... .just an hour long of her shouting, without coming up for air, with nobody else in the studio

Unbelievably painful
Yep. Rant and rant again. Unlistenable.
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote: Mon Aug 28, 2023 2:05 pm Exit squinterella
She went from being a "talkSPORT legend" to being an un-person.
Still, the good news is that tS now know how dear old Ronnie Irani felt at being ruthlessly fucked-off, as if he'd never existed.

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I love how Squinterella was called a "Talksport legend" when she left. She wasn't anywhere close. Her three years on breakfast were very unmemorable ones.
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Zippy wrote: Wed Aug 30, 2023 10:52 am I love how Squinterella was called a "Talksport legend" when she left. She wasn't anywhere close. Her three years on breakfast were very unmemorable ones.
A ferally ambitious narcissist with a hugely over inflated opinion of her talent and looks.

She hopped on the inclusivity and diversity bus using her vagina card and is still clinging ferociously to that particular mode of career transport even as menopause hurtles with frightening speed towards her in the same lane.

Though barely a 6 even at a grab a granny night at a south Bristol nightclub, in the heart disease and alcoholism ravaged world of Talksport Towers with its viciously overweight and late middle aged male denizens, she must have been like a naked and oiled up Scarlett Johannson dropped into a boys secondary school.

I'm not saying she fucked her way to the top but she certainly clawed her way there by any means possible.

Well now it's 'ta ra' to Talksport Towers and its pork pie breathed mutants and 'hello there' to the shiny world of TV sports presenting on <insert this week's name of that channel that's listed well below Sky Sports on the digital TV guide but just above the Irish racing channel>.

Welcome Squinterella to a new flashy existence of pastel trouser suits and being a Pound Shop Gabby Yorath.

Where you can flirt to your hearts delight with monosyllabic pudgy ex footballing egomaniacs or unresponsive mushbrained rugby dullards.

The angry cynic in me wants to crow that this isn't a step up in the career ladder, but, honestly, it is.
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Basualdo wrote: Wed Aug 30, 2023 11:28 am
Zippy wrote: Wed Aug 30, 2023 10:52 am I love how Squinterella was called a "Talksport legend" when she left. She wasn't anywhere close. Her three years on breakfast were very unmemorable ones.
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Well now it's 'ta ra' to Talksport Towers and its pork pie breathed mutants and 'hello there' to the shiny world of TV sports presenting on <insert this week's name of that channel that's listed well below Sky Sports on the digital TV guide but just above the Irish racing channel>.

Welcome Squinterella to a new flashy existence of pastel trouser suits and being a Pound Shop Gabby Yorath. [...]
Excellent work, Bas. She does European football on TNT (formerly BT), some shit for ITV including NFL and not sure if she's still with DAZN.

Definitely a Poundshop Gabby. Stuck in the studio for the womens final, whilst Gabby was in Sydney and stopped off in Budapest on the way back to cover the World Athletics Championships.
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Zippy wrote: Wed Aug 30, 2023 10:52 am I love how Squinterella was called a "Talksport legend" when she left. She wasn't anywhere close. Her three years on breakfast were very unmemorable ones.
What are you talking about, Zippy? All women are legends by default! :D You, a man, should worship us!

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Only need to look here to see what a hideous self-satisfied, overly fake tanned creature Woods is..

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"Big Ange" like they are mates :lol:

Woods is a chancer who has hit the jackpot. Right place, right time.
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Zippy wrote: Fri Sep 01, 2023 10:38 am "Big Ange" like they are mates :lol:

Woods is a chancer who has hit the jackpot. Right place, right time.
..and has seemingly celebrated by painting herself gold like the woman who was found dead on the bed in 'Goldfinger'..

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Her arms and hands are a totally different colour to her mug.
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