Strange stories in local papers..................
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Strange stories in local papers..................
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Re: Strange stories in local papers..................
The local Ards paper a week or two ago had the big front page headline about a local councillor outraged at a bag of used Tenaladies being dumped at the side of the road.
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Re: Strange stories in local papers..................
There was some bloke working on the local rag, who always popped in some double entendres on headlines and captions, this local bloke a big veg growing nutter, you know the type, "have a look at the size of my onions", anyway he had won a prize at The Chelsea Flower Show and there was a pic of him and the Queen standing by his display of veg and the caption read "Medwyn proudly shows the Queen his big Blue Potatoes".
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You cannot blame Mother Nature.....Basualdo wrote:The local Ards paper a week or two ago had the big front page headline about a local councillor outraged at a bag of used Tenaladies being dumped at the side of the road.
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All sounds perfectly innocent.Holden Mcgroyne wrote:http://www.bedfordshire-news.co.uk/News ... 121453.htm
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Lord, do that many of us live in Bedfordshire on here?
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Going by the nick,.... it wasn't you was it Groyne-o ??Holden Mcgroyne wrote:http://www.bedfordshire-news.co.uk/News ... 121453.htm
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Someone's been taking the piss, then.Basualdo wrote:The local Ards paper a week or two ago had the big front page headline about a local councillor outraged at a bag of used Tenaladies being dumped at the side of the road.
One of my favourites was when the Nottingham paper had the headline "Man hit by bus critical". I should imagine he was.
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Re: Strange stories in local papers..................
You! Outside! Now!Hillman avenger wrote:Someone's been taking the piss, then.Basualdo wrote:The local Ards paper a week or two ago had the big front page headline about a local councillor outraged at a bag of used Tenaladies being dumped at the side of the road.
One of my favourites was when the Nottingham paper had the headline "Man hit by bus critical". I should imagine he was.
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He might have been critical of the bus drivers capabilities......Hillman avenger wrote:Someone's been taking the piss, then.Basualdo wrote:The local Ards paper a week or two ago had the big front page headline about a local councillor outraged at a bag of used Tenaladies being dumped at the side of the road.
One of my favourites was when the Nottingham paper had the headline "Man hit by bus critical". I should imagine he was.
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HA....up his.Basualdo wrote:The local Ards paper a week or two ago had the big front page headline about a local councillor outraged at a bag of used Tenaladies being dumped at the side of the road.
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If I lived in bletchley and was on a bus to the metropolis of Bedford, I'd be excited too.
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There was a running gag about a forumer from times past always getting excited by being on buses, anyone remember who it was? Aaron maybe?
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