Matterface
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Pegs return for the afternoon show.
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State of the cringey Gimp
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Why is he looking at his crap prepared notes instead of describing the scene in front of him?
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Why is he looking at his crap prepared notes instead of describing the scene in front of him?
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Re: Matterface
Yet he frequently suckled on Natalie's terrific embonpoint.
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Proof, if we needed any, that God is indeed dead.
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Due to them splitting up, it’s also proof God has a sense of humour.
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In the style of Larry Grayson... "Danny Wellbeck with a LOVELY goal!"
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Baboons are not prodigiously endowed.
Well at least not the ones I've been with.
Well at least not the ones I've been with.
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Carc, I found it for you:
carcinogen wrote: ↑Thu Feb 22, 2024 7:21 am Is there a thread for Sam Matterface? I searched but nothing revealed itself. This bloke is a fucking grade-A tool. Pre-prepared multiple puns before every match? Pretending to be the 'inside man' with breaking news when all he's really done is check Twitter (X). The worst thing though, as we all know, is when TalkSport dips it toe into the waters of popular music. This is when Hospital Radio Sam shows his true colours. A frustrated disc-jockey, spinning those tunes. Apparently 'Sam' is very well paid for his services. It's as unfathomable as Charlie Baker being 'a thing'. I'm getting to an age now, where I've seen it all and done it all. I just don't 'get it' anymore. These men (Sam and Charlie) are total, utter, untalented grifters, they deserve to be ovened like frozen chips. Charred. Burnt. Cooked. Made no more. Surely I can't be the only one here to feel this way.
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Read at the weekend that he’s married to the secretary of the head of ITV sports.
This cunts got it all mapped out hasn’t he
This cunts got it all mapped out hasn’t he
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Very much so.
“Ordinary men hate solitude. But the Master makes use of it, embracing his aloneness, realizing he is one with the whole universe.” ~ Lao Tzu.
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Hopefully it’s a map which leads to a grisly death.
I’d like to shove him into a (soundproofed) human sized jam jar then sit watching with a lovely coffee and chocolate muffin, chuckling as the oxygen slowly drains away.
“Here you are Sam, come up with a pun for THAT you little pipe cleaner looking cunt”
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The cunt doesn't comprehend the fact that a pause makes more of a statement than shouting inane redbull-infused bollocks and even-worse, pre-reheresed bollocks. The cunt doesn't understand that volume doesn't equate to gravitas.
I'm too old. I know now. Sam has drilled-home that fact. Am I bitter? No. Shame though. Good luck!
I'm too old. I know now. Sam has drilled-home that fact. Am I bitter? No. Shame though. Good luck!
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Is he on ITV tonight?
Could be hilariously shit.
Could be hilariously shit.
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I don't get this cunt. I think he could be good. But he feels the need to add cliche and ridiculous references. You know what I mean. It must be a throw-back to hospital radio or something. The fucking cunt doesn't appreciate the importance of a pause, the comma in a sentence. He's the kind of cunt who opens a bottle of fine wine and chugs it down immediately.
“Ordinary men hate solitude. But the Master makes use of it, embracing his aloneness, realizing he is one with the whole universe.” ~ Lao Tzu.
"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door". ~ RC, True Detective.
"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door". ~ RC, True Detective.
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Matterface was predictably terrible Tonight
Getting his stupid facts and references in which no cunt cares about even doing it when something important was happening in the match
Getting his stupid facts and references in which no cunt cares about even doing it when something important was happening in the match