Laura Woods

[Sadact7]

Absolute car crash of a woman.

Showing a bit of leg will get the simps creaming their skin tight jeans.

She smashed the glass ceiling.

Unfortunately, it appears she did it with her face.

And you’re right about the simps. If I’m riding in to battle, I’d take e a single honest mysogynist over a thousand desperate beta males.

The country's full of simps and betas these days. What happened to normal blokes? Where are they?

Speaking for myself, the answer would be “quietly going about our business not looking for attention”

[lambrini]

Absolute car crash of a woman.

Showing a bit of leg will get the simps creaming their skin tight jeans.

She smashed the glass ceiling.

Unfortunately, it appears she did it with her face.

And you’re right about the simps. If I’m riding in to battle, I’d take e a single honest mysogynist over a thousand desperate beta males.

The country's full of simps and betas these days. What happened to normal blokes? Where are they?

Speaking for myself, the answer would be “quietly going about our business not looking for attention”

+1

[lambrini]

The fact that she has a plank reality TV boyfriend suits her to a tee

She's an absolute chancer who has been enabled by the hordes of feeble men who populate the football industry.

Laura Woods is so basic, I can't even.

[subsub]

The fact that she has a plank reality TV boyfriend suits her to a tee

She's an absolute chancer who has been enabled by the hordes of feeble men who populate the football industry.

Laura Woods is so basic, I can't even.

You can't even what?

[lambrini]

The fact that she has a plank reality TV boyfriend suits her to a tee

She's an absolute chancer who has been enabled by the hordes of feeble men who populate the football industry.

Laura Woods is so basic, I can't even.

You can't even what?

That's what I said, 'I can't even.'

[subsub]

The fact that she has a plank reality TV boyfriend suits her to a tee

She's an absolute chancer who has been enabled by the hordes of feeble men who populate the football industry.

Laura Woods is so basic, I can't even.

You can't even what?

That's what I said, 'I can't even.'

I know a lot of people use that phrase, but I've always wondered what it's an abbreviation of. I presume the phrase used to be longer, it had to have been.

[lambrini]

The fact that she has a plank reality TV boyfriend suits her to a tee

She's an absolute chancer who has been enabled by the hordes of feeble men who populate the football industry.

Laura Woods is so basic, I can't even.

You can't even what?

That's what I said, 'I can't even.'

I know a lot of people use that phrase, but I've always wondered what it's an abbreviation of. I presume the phrase used to be longer, it had to have been.

It's a silly phrase. I was being satirical.
She is basic tho.

"In slang, basic characterizes someone or something as unoriginal, unexceptional, and mainstream. A basic girl—or basic bitch as she is often insulted—is said to like pumpkin spice lattes, UGG boots, and taking lots of selfies, for instance."

[lambrini]

Laura Woods and Adam Collard are literally starter packs lol. Basics!

[JW90]

Is she ever mentioned on TS these days? Being a trailblazing pioneer and all that you'd think they would reference her endlessly.

[carcinogen]

Recent Instagram post. I mean, really? It's the kind of thing I'd expect from a 14 yo listening to Taylor Swift songs on loop. Quite sad really, not sure what she's trying to prove. Smacks of insecurity.

[HalfwitHerbie]

And these splitarses say “don’t objectify me”

I don’t know of a single #WomenInFootball bint who doesn’t love themselves and post social media selfies.

Woods is bad, but by no means the worst or most prolific of them

[carcinogen]

Woods is bad, but by no means the worst or most prolific of them

I just want to ask one of these prominent female presenters: Why do you think plain-looking dumpy-frumpy women don't get work in the sports broadcasting industry? Just to see how they answer. ridiculous people. Can someone post that onto her Instagram account? I haven't got the balls, pathetic simp that I am. Maybe on my next polish lager binge I might.

[Rowntree]

She's a fucking slag who takes it up the shitepipe off anyone who'll enhance her pointless career, the shiny-faced cum drinker.

[lambrini]

Woods is bad, but by no means the worst or most prolific of them

I just want to ask one of these prominent female presenters: Why do you think plain-looking dumpy-frumpy women don't get work in the sports broadcasting industry? Just to see how they answer. ridiculous people. Can someone post that onto her Instagram account? I haven't got the balls, pathetic simp that I am. Maybe on my next polish lager binge I might.

They'd accuse you of being a 'misogynist' and block you before bleating to Stylist magazine about how difficult it is to be a woman with a plum job in the sports industry, on a six figure salary.

Fuck 'em.

[villain4eva]

I guess if you've got the looks you may as well use them.
She might surprise us all when she's still on telly in 20 years time.