When the mics are off

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

What do TS presenters say about their cohost?

Benty on STEEN: "Fucking hell, such a child. Ridiculous cunt."

[JimmyDee]

I like to imagine the Sposh Broshfosh crew just sitting there in stony silence, and as soon as they're on air again "Ahahaha, oh we've had such a laugh in the ad-break!"

[ccreds]

Kelner finishes off the important details in the sentences he doesn’t finish.

[Sid Pervcat]

JWOTS fellates SiJo

[Sid Pervcat]

Hawksbee wipes Jacobs' arse, cleans up his piss feeds him a light snack and tells him what to say in the next segment.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Quality input in this ere fred people

[kancutlawns]

Nat storms the com box at t’Hemirates where Samuel Faeces is sucking on a Chuppa Pop and trying to stroke his bellybutton with his tongue, with her wearing a ferocious 44E leather basque, a lace panty tighter than a monk’s foreskin and cackling “SO YOU SCORNED ME, OH TINY COCKED ONE??!! I’LL TEAR YOU A NEW ARSEHOLE AND YOU CAN PLAY WITH THAT. NO CHANCE OF GETTING ME BACK!!”

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Oh dear

[JudgeTedd]

Paul Coyte kisses the Spurs badge on his shirt.